Top Cities in America

Cities

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City, Pros, Cons, Average Ranking, Tub’s Ranking, Mark’s Ranking, Most Like

New York, Steam and turtles under the road. Great vibe. Hardly any Americans. Beautiful buildings.,Expensive.,1,1,1,London but without the Cockneys.

Washington, Museums. Day the Earth Stood Still. Small and walkable. No traffic. Good pubs., Fucking politicians., 2,2,1, It is like Canberra and Edinburgh’s love child.

Miami, Vice. Beach. Restaurants. Nice pace., Traffic and more fucking traffic. Crazy road system.,3,3,1,Bondi.

San Francisco, Very walkable (apart from the mountains in the middle). Bars. Diners., Jet lag. Homeless people and a shitty bridge.,4,4,4, Sydney.

New Orleans, Full of nutters. Flat. Mississippi. Chilli sauce. Brilliant live music., French. Crap pubs. Horses., 5,5,5, Oxford Street.

Las Vegas, Elvis. Shows. Restaurants (Wolfgang Puck anyway). Huge beautiful hotels., Guided tours. Gambling. Mickey fucking Mouse.,6=,6,7,Surfers Paradise.

Key West, Tits. Nutters., Rain.,6=,7,6,Central Coast.

Gainsville (Bumfuck Florida), Walmart. Pita place. Welcome cocktails in hotel. Close to the I-10.,Walmart. Close to the I-10. Inbreeding.,8,8,8, The car park at Bunnings.

Houston, The people. The beer., Traffic. Too spread out. No heart.,9,9,9,Quakers Hill.

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Special Mention

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Place, Pros, Cons, Average Ranking, Tub’s Ranking, Mark’s Ranking, Most Like

Kennedy Space Center, Rockets., Not much else. Old ghost town.,356,590,122,Horden Pit.

Carnival Magic, Behind the scenes tour. Meeting the captain on the bridge. Room. Food (no seriously). Sunsets. Being at sea. Very relaxing., Other passengers. Ebola and the fact none of them caught it. Rylo – annoying Butlins host from Manchester,5,5,5,Blacktown Workers at Sea.

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